Hlp, i want to hack an isp 4 free browsing

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Post Mon Apr 13, 2009 2:52 am

Hlp, i want to hack an isp 4 free browsing

Wht are d tools i need plz thanx..in advance, i want to hack my isp 4 free browsing 
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Post Mon Apr 13, 2009 5:02 am

Re: Hlp, i want to hack an isp 4 free browsing

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Post Mon Apr 13, 2009 5:19 am

Re: Hlp, i want to hack an isp 4 free browsing

Well...how does it pertains to ethical hacking? :-\
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Post Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:20 am

Re: Hlp, i want to hack an isp 4 free browsing

It's hard, you have to build a metal halide transgobbler to attach to your router.
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Post Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:44 pm

Re: Hlp, i want to hack an isp 4 free browsing

Seriously, don't you think that with it being called "ethical hacker" that people would really help you hack an isp?  Come on.  If you really want to learn how to hack, first get the right attitude about it, then read about how to do it.  Then make labs for it.
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Post Mon Apr 13, 2009 5:06 pm

Re: Hlp, i want to hack an isp 4 free browsing

You know... I'd help you bud.  But if you are going to be working your way toward a new housing arrangement with Bubba helping you as your bunk mate... I really think I'll let you have fun with that on your own.  I wouldn't want to feel like I stole the experience of getting to that awesome goal on your own from you. 
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Post Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:42 pm

Re: Hlp, i want to hack an isp 4 free browsing

Ketchup wrote:It's hard, you have to build a metal halide transgobbler to attach to your router.


That is *so* old school. I'd definitely go with an ultrasonic protoplasmic testicleaver instead. It has much better bandwidth and support for IPv6.
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Post Tue Apr 14, 2009 10:45 pm

Re: Hlp, i want to hack an isp 4 free browsing

Download MetaSploit and send every attack you can against 127.0.0.1. That is the one that all ISPs use. It is a sure way to fix your problem.

This has got to be a joke. The previous posts from this guy are pure comedy.
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Post Wed Apr 15, 2009 12:22 pm

Re: Hlp, i want to hack an isp 4 free browsing

Hahahahaha...reading those makes my brain hurt...but they also make me happy.

I may still be a newbie but I was never that bad ::)
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Post Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:10 pm

Re: Hlp, i want to hack an isp 4 free browsing

Lmao...If I had admin privs I would of gotten rid of this guy as soon as he posted :
http://www.ethicalhacker.net/component/option,com_smf/Itemid,54/topic,3653.msg16973/#msg16973

don't want to sound like I'm flaming but he had the subject and the body of the post itself mixed up...speaks for itself. 8)
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Post Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:20 pm

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That was one of my favorites ;D
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Post Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:18 pm

Re: Hlp, i want to hack an isp 4 free browsing

I didn't even realize that I had commented on his earlier thread.  Mmm, fun fun.  Nothing grates on my nerves quite so much as nearly unreadable posts.  Having a little l33t in there is at least readable... but lacking letters, and general 'text speak' drives me up the wall. 
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Post Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:53 pm

Re: Hlp, i want to hack an isp 4 free browsing

This was my favorite:

NickFnord wrote:*clears voice*

Stand back everyone, I'm going to attempt to communicate with him.

do0d u liek need to l3rn hw 2 serch da web n stuff.  haxoring ait summing dat u can jus rely on other ppl 2 hld ur hand until u lern u got ta do sum wrk urself.
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Post Wed Apr 15, 2009 7:18 pm

Re: Hlp, i want to hack an isp 4 free browsing

Hahaha.... holy crap... I missed that somehow.  Thank you Ketchup, you have just made my day.  I was getting down after digging through pages of log files for the cause of an app malfuction.  Now... I'm feeling rather bright as I leave work for the day.  Many thanks.
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