Hlp, i want to hack an isp 4 free browsing

[Soolari]

Wht are d tools i need plz thanx..in advance, i want to hack my isp 4 free browsing 

[RoleReversal]

::)

[Xen]

Well…how does it pertains to ethical hacking? :-

[Ketchup]

It’s hard, you have to build a metal halide transgobbler to attach to your router.

[matthiasfan]

Seriously, don’t you think that with it being called “ethical hacker” that people would really help you hack an isp?  Come on.  If you really want to learn how to hack, first get the right attitude about it, then read about how to do it.  Then make labs for it.

[Clay Briggs]

You know… I’d help you bud.  But if you are going to be working your way toward a new housing arrangement with Bubba helping you as your bunk mate… I really think I’ll let you have fun with that on your own.  I wouldn’t want to feel like I stole the experience of getting to that awesome goal on your own from you. 

[jason]

@Ketchup wrote:

It’s hard, you have to build a metal halide transgobbler to attach to your router.

That is *so* old school. I’d definitely go with an ultrasonic protoplasmic testicleaver instead. It has much better bandwidth and support for IPv6.

[timmedin]

Download MetaSploit and send every attack you can against 127.0.0.1. That is the one that all ISPs use. It is a sure way to fix your problem.

This has got to be a joke. The previous posts from this guy are pure comedy.
http://www.ethicalhacker.net/component/option,com_smf/Itemid,54/action,profile/u,15824/sa,showPosts/

[crk]

Hahahahaha…reading those makes my brain hurt…but they also make me happy.

I may still be a newbie but I was never that bad ::)

[KrisTeason]

Lmao…If I had admin privs I would of gotten rid of this guy as soon as he posted :
http://www.ethicalhacker.net/component/option,com_smf/Itemid,54/topic,3653.msg16973/#msg16973

don’t want to sound like I’m flaming but he had the subject and the body of the post itself mixed up…speaks for itself. 8)

[crk]

That was one of my favorites ;D

[Clay Briggs]

I didn’t even realize that I had commented on his earlier thread.  Mmm, fun fun.  Nothing grates on my nerves quite so much as nearly unreadable posts.  Having a little l33t in there is at least readable… but lacking letters, and general ‘text speak’ drives me up the wall. 

[Ketchup]

This was my favorite:

@NickFnord wrote:

*clears voice*

Stand back everyone, I’m going to attempt to communicate with him.

do0d u liek need to l3rn hw 2 serch da web n stuff.  haxoring ait summing dat u can jus rely on other ppl 2 hld ur hand until u lern u got ta do sum wrk urself.

[Clay Briggs]

Hahaha…. holy crap… I missed that somehow.  Thank you Ketchup, you have just made my day.  I was getting down after digging through pages of log files for the cause of an app malfuction.  Now… I’m feeling rather bright as I leave work for the day.  Many thanks.

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