As a note to myself to work as hard as I can I just got “Try Harder” tattooed on my wrist! Do you think Offensive Security will sue me for copyright infringement?

haha Random is the try harder copywritten then ? I dont think they would they may use it as marketing tool

You'd be surpised what can be copyrighted. Microsoft has abandonded the Metro name for Windows 8 because of this:

http://www.techspot.com/news/49733-microsoft-to-use-windows-8-as-replacement-for-metro-branding.html

Sorry for the delay... photo was on phone, phone dies... blah blah blah....

Tattoos are way too permanent for me.  The only tattoo I ever even considered getting was a list of really good infosec books like:

IRACF
MACAD

Short for "Incident Response And Computer Forensics" and "Malware Analyst's Cookbook And DVD", etc.  Then I quickly realized that is WAY too nerdy.

That's not nearly nerdy enough. Get QR codes of the books' URLs, one on each wrist