Pass Policy, Over Regulation, Through Vulnerabilities, Nothing but NET! “use complex password / frequently change”
“patch that so-called critical system” – maybe that’s why it keeps crashing FOOL!
“don’t use the same password for your personal twitter account that you use for your company Admin access” – DUMMY!
“Stop browsing the Internet from your server, especially since you are so afraid to update your IE browser to the latest version” – Mr. Fandango Movie Surfer!
“It doesn’t matter if you passed your Audit” – ASK HACKERS IF THEY GIVE A F@#$!
“Stop! Don’t spend any more money until you fix the problem from 3 years ago, which can be done with the Interns you already have…” – FOR FREE!
“Why don’t you just pay us more money so we can feel better about not caring” – OOPS SORRY THAT SLIPPED
UPDATED LINK FOR THOSE PARANOID HACKERS
http://securitystreetknowledge.com/?p=557