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« on: March 10, 2010, 05:30:43 AM »
I just saw this story on here and got a good laugh. Figured I'd share it with everyone.

http://whatthehell.eu/hacker-story

Gotta love script kiddies  Wink
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« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2010, 05:46:48 AM »
Dude! That was funny as hell Grin. Love it how this bitchchecker guy talks tough like some bad ass hacker. According to him everyone that uses a firewall is a girly haha. Also the status updates, how he's formatting the drives, not realizing he's attacking his own computer. Then tells everyone to never give out your IP address.

Sadly, I've had several encounters like this on a bunch of online games. Where you headshot someone and he starts threatening to hack you Huh

Thanks for posting  Cheesy
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« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2010, 05:48:09 AM »
Actually this is quite old, though I had to laugh when I read for the first time.
Origin should be eu-IRC-Channel #stophiphop (4.4.2005).

I am sure that those kind of people will be somewhere, always. :O
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« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2010, 06:10:31 AM »
HAHAHAHA  Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2010, 06:40:40 AM »
That was hilarious! 
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« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2010, 10:07:52 AM »
lol, best laugh i had today! some memorable quotes:

<bitchchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you’d be gone

<He> why doesn’t meta say anything
<Elch> he’s probably rolling on the floor laughing

never seen this one, guess you all know BOFH?
http://bofh.ntk.net/Bastard_Indexes.html
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« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2010, 01:54:03 PM »
"turn the firewall off then i send you a virus "

ROFLMAO
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« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2010, 04:11:33 PM »
it would have been funny if they gave ip of nsa.gov. Grin 
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« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2010, 04:59:34 PM »
Quote from: pizza1337 on March 10, 2010, 04:11:33 PM
it would have been funny if they gave ip of nsa.gov. Grin 

Not really. Then it would have been a script kiddie getting more grief than was needed. Hopefully he learned a lesson that day. One we say here from time to time. Learn networking.

The story reminds me of the User Friendly comic strip when they did something similar.

http://www.userfriendly.org/cartoons/archives/01may/uf003073.gif
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