lol
The worst help desk thing I have ever seen is someone's personal computer (which I had to look at because said user works from home often) that "survived" a fire... if you would call that surviving. It smelled like burnt hot dogs, and I had to wear a gas mask to keep from gagging and getting debris in my eyes while cleaning it out. Ick. I've also seen computers with roaches living in them, though not in the office.
I
always read at least the first page of the manual.
